notiserio!

De mi reciente viaje por Buenos Aires, me traje mucha música, no todos los libros que quise, unos cuántos kilos de más, una gripe que aun me dura, un par de cuadernos con apuntes y bastantes otras cosas, como este 'resumen informativo de dudoso nivel'. Lo que más me llamó la atención es la cantidad de noticias como estas que se suceden constantemente en la prensa argentina. Antes era cosa de un periódico, de un canal, pero el contagio se expandió a todos los medios (gráfico, radial y televisivo). No todas son ciertas ni todas pueden comprobarse con exactitud, pero titulares así inundaron mi vida porteña el corto mes que estuve:

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Of my recent trip by Buenos Aires, I was brought much music, not all the books that I wanted, a few kilos of more, an influenza than it even lasts to me, a pair of notebooks with enough notes and other things, like this informative summary of doubtful level. What it calls the attention more to me is the amount of the news like which they follow one another constantly in the Argentine press (on graphic, radio and television). All is not certain nor all can be verified with exactitude, but the news as these flooded my 'buenosairean life' the short month that I was:

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THE MAN OF STEEL OXIDIZES IN TEARS! (EFE: Krypton has been reduced to “smaller planet” by the community of scientists. The official notice has created great controversy and crispation, like a well-known rejection anywhere in the world. But, without doubts that plus will undergo it will be Superman, to whom they will reduce his so well-known frontal - the “capital S” - that takes in the chest, by an insignificant “very small letter: s”)

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ORANGE CONSPIRATION! (EFE: the Ucranian President doesn't win for misfortunes, after which they tried to poison it repeated times with liquid for brakes, they swindled it with tickets of lunch and they programmed in central schedule in all the televisions of the country, a furtive encounter with the competing leader to watch porno-webs pages that he himself censured, returned to maintain sexual relations with his lover who (by lucky) he discovered a plot to his backs to snatch the power to him.)

ECOLOGICAL DISASTER! (EFE: The last specimen "onehundredhands " that it was on the Earth, today finishes being crushed by a German nudist in Gessell. Apparently, the insect put hand to him and the woman gave a slap him that inmediatly squashed it against the sand killing it. By all means the tourist wasn't found out that she was a unique specimen and when they communicated it, only hit upon to ask if its name would appear in the Guiness book.)

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