16.1.07

notiserio!

De mi reciente viaje por Buenos Aires, me traje mucha música, no todos los libros que quise, unos cuántos kilos de más, una gripe que aun me dura, un par de cuadernos con apuntes y bastantes otras cosas, como este 'resumen informativo de dudoso nivel'. Lo que más me llamó la atención es la cantidad de noticias como estas que se suceden constantemente en la prensa argentina. Antes era cosa de un periódico, de un canal, pero el contagio se expandió a todos los medios (gráfico, radial y televisivo). No todas son ciertas ni todas pueden comprobarse con exactitud, pero titulares así inundaron mi vida porteña el corto mes que estuve:
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Of my recent trip by Buenos Aires, I was brought much music, not all the books that I wanted, a few kilos of more, an influenza than it even lasts to me, a pair of notebooks with enough notes and other things, like this informative summary of doubtful level. What it calls the attention more to me is the amount of the news like which they follow one another constantly in the Argentine press (on graphic, radio and television). All is not certain nor all can be verified with exactitude, but the news as these flooded my 'buenosairean life' the short month that I was:
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THE MAN OF STEEL OXIDIZES IN TEARS! (EFE: Krypton has been reduced to “smaller planet” by the community of scientists. The official notice has created great controversy and crispation, like a well-known rejection anywhere in the world. But, without doubts that plus will undergo it will be Superman, to whom they will reduce his so well-known frontal - the “capital S” - that takes in the chest, by an insignificant “very small letter: s”)

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ORANGE CONSPIRATION! (EFE: the Ucranian President doesn't win for misfortunes, after which they tried to poison it repeated times with liquid for brakes, they swindled it with tickets of lunch and they programmed in central schedule in all the televisions of the country, a furtive encounter with the competing leader to watch porno-webs pages that he himself censured, returned to maintain sexual relations with his lover who (by lucky) he discovered a plot to his backs to snatch the power to him.)

ECOLOGICAL DISASTER! (EFE: The last specimen "onehundredhands " that it was on the Earth, today finishes being crushed by a German nudist in Gessell. Apparently, the insect put hand to him and the woman gave a slap him that inmediatly squashed it against the sand killing it. By all means the tourist wasn't found out that she was a unique specimen and when they communicated it, only hit upon to ask if its name would appear in the Guiness book.)

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34 comentarios:

valerio vidali dijo...

genial

ed dijo...

blogger estuvo con gripe también, no me permitió colgar este post en días (a mí tampoco me gustaba seguir viendo al bondi tanto tiempo más)

ed dijo...

gracias valerio!

Michel dijo...

Saludos ED!
Mucho tiempo sin colgar nada pero sacando buenas ideas.

Casi doblo con la trama en la espalda, vaya pinta! ...pero al principio pense que la amante buscaba otra cosa.

pandoracomplexa dijo...

bem-vindo outra vez ao "velho-continente" e esperamos ansiosamente novas novelas ilustradas nem que seja sob o efeito da Aspirina, Cegripe, Ilvico (anti-gripais).

frutos dijo...

AL FIN DE VUELTA.
ME HE REIDO MUCHO CON LO DE SUPERMINI.

SALUDOS!

de desfile en desfile (La semana de la mooooda!) dijo...

Ja ja ja !!! Morí con los titulares de Cronica,yo estuve coleccionado algunos, son buenisimos !!! Y benvolgut, veí, besisisimosss.

maxi dijo...

inc-creible!!!!
que te cures pronto y hacemos coffy.
M

Vul Morcilla dijo...

Argentina: máquina compulsiva de ideas!

Mejoráte! Abrazo!

Suyo,
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Oscar Grillo dijo...

La vida es dura y con la filosofia poco se goza (O preferis que escriba "gosa" para que quede mas a tono con la palabra "notiserio"?)

gustavo r dijo...

Tre-men-do!!
Qué pena el gusanillo.

el-ed dijo...

saludos michel! (y sí, las amantes siempre buscan otra cosa, en este caso encontró algo que no buscaba)

hola pandora (me tomo una de esas a ver si me curo de unavez!)

saludos frutos!

bred&butter, no? caímos con una de esas gripes eteeernas...

max, mi plan era hoy, pero sigo horizontal (la levitación es una mentira si no tenés un mago cerca)

así es vul!

tomonota anónimo

como quiera mr.grillo, mientras todos seamos felices!

gustavo, sí, pero murió haciendo lo que quería!

Oscar Grillo dijo...

Como el Sargento Cabral.

galicio dijo...

¡¡Noticion!! ¡Aqui ni antena 3 llega tan lejos!
No dejes de traernos mas de estas noticias!

danixa dijo...

sos un genio muchacho, realmente ese viaje te ha hecho muy bien!por lo menos me c...de la risa un buen rato,con el gusanillo y superman y eso...

el-ed dijo...

genial danixa! un viaje a buenos aires no puede ser menos que fantástico (por lo irreal más que nada) y se vuelve de ahí lleno de cosas, qué te voy a contar

galicio: antena 3 roza hondamente crónica, desde otro lugar, pero ya llegará!

mr.grillo: así, como el cabral de billiken de felices!

TURCIOS dijo...

esto me gusta muuuucho.abrazo!

pelenbal dijo...

el,ed: es verdad que te encontraste esas noticias o te las inventaste vos?
todo puede ser,
ah, el ed, como se llama el que dibuja igual a mi viejo?

la muniequera dijo...

Que noticiones!
Menos mal que acá todas las noticias son ficción y no asustan tanto, no?

çläu dijo...

jajaja! fantástico!
¿cómo me lo perdÍ?
me encantó tu blog!
un abrazo

el-ed dijo...

turcios: gracias (uno de tus links está roto, no? no puedo entrar nunca)

balta: todo lo que no es mentira es verdad

asustan, muniequera, pero las de allá son magníficas!

saludos clau (cómo hacés para volar?)

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kiko da silva dijo...

jajaajs son cojonudos deberías hacer un libro así Ed. Es muy divertido.
Saludetes kiko

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